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| A survivor |
With great relief I returned from the realm of the Boche.
was as I remembered him, cold and inhospitable.
I do not feel self-pity as usual,
but this time I broke my balls more than usual.
start with the outbound flight, then if I will go on and divagherò.
As already mentioned I was a little afraid of flying.
Here I approach after three terrifying file in my place,
ass plane.
Low cost airlines have this fixed place of your choice. You
figs in air and then it's all in your personal distinction or if the plane is packed
is all bad luck to your staff.
The bad luck of course got the better, because it was packed.
I capture the place near the toilet and her husband and children on the other side.
Imodium I padded to prevent diarrhea.
Start breathing. Before embarking
was already tense because I saw a group of 4 men
beautiful but shady mess with at least 3 phones head
boldly discussed the fact that they could not take on board turned into a
strange language with a word of Italian.
course I started to make movies about evil devices, bombs
be activated with mobile phones etc etc
I felt so stupid ... until a couple of nice big boy
must sit directly next to me.
I feel the urgent need to report my flight anxiety.
A grin is painted on their faces, then I shall happily
that I have exactly the the same flight a few hours earlier, he had finished
their work and return to Germany.
PANIC. What job did
'sti qua?
I say white, "a job with Magalli and one thing that has to do the Pope," and I obviously I knew my luggage ... you freeze your hands ..
One thing with the Pope and luggage bomb is equivalent to say .. GULP Donald: D
ask candidly what work is ... well they are circus artists
ahahahahahahah
Pellegrini Brothers, who did a show in front of the Pope
were very kind and I have also given an autographed postcard: D
The flight was nice .. shame on arrival be overwhelmed by sadness
and snow shoveling.
the gate waiting for us in-law, tristerrimo as always.
The snow was high and my feet have begun to suffer and dream
the Bahamas.
Two hour drive to get there.
Yes, because we often landed in Dusseldorf, but the village "in the middle of nowhere"
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| Middle Of Nowhere |
Eventually we get tired, hungry cvd and cold and there is a dick to eat.
In fact, the favorite meal of the Boche is the breakfast.
Frühstück equivalent to stave of brown bread and lard sandwiches, meat, cold cuts unlikely, creams, sauces
cheeses, pate no one knows what, boiled eggs and gallons of mash-flavored coffee, which are too proud , accompanied by a creamy strange thing called "condensed milk" or "coffee cream", very similar to that damage by air but the fat content
BMI equal to Giuliano Ferrara.
After "breakfast" so slight inevitably their hunger is not I have ...
if you've eaten less for your custom made, arranged and die with cold.
on holiday then this ritual is moved a few hours, or instead
at 5 in the morning at 10.
Lunch at this time they blow it, even if you'd like it and I will work for you
a spaghetti sauce with wacky as they please ...
but no hunger and keep you.
Arrivals exasperated at 15-16 and at this point returns the dreaded half-liter mash the taste of coffee surrounded by cakes, cookies and cakes.
Needless to say NO, your glass half-liter will be filled even mash
and "cream" ... just a small distraction, like go to the bathroom and zac ..
full cup ... and there is a place to throw it or hide it.
meantime you're stuck and shit ... but not everything builds up eh!
I discovered that the coffee does not do "go" as the espresso.
cheerfully comes to 18, extremely late hours to serve dinner,
otherwise this would have served up to 17:30.
to do us a favor my in-laws were killed and shifted to 19 hours,
not without muttering that we have unhealthy habits and strange.
Dinner Banquet is the envy of the Vatican, and Whereas
that now resides there a German Shepherd I do not think the taste is very distant.
ROAST PORK, POTATOES, CABBAGE, VEGETABLES IN CREAM Astrusi,
BEANS PICKLES
etc etc all stuff so light that when you go to the bathroom then you have to call pest control.
The bathroom ... then almost all processes of Cruccolandia
have one very unique: a kind of lift in the cup so that the droppings
are well observed closely ... I do not know how to explain it, go
in Cruccolandia and verified.
Well, another thing I always miss when I'm in Cruccolandia ...
the sacred basin genital ... ohhhh expensive bidet!
But if you wash your ass as abroad?
But if you wash your ass as abroad?
And in Italy when we wash their feet, sacrilegious!
It is there that the Ancient Romans have made the commitment to civilize,
but their savage and untamed nature has not transferred to clean, never to far
private parts.
Now that I think I do not even remember the advertising theme.
But I have made expert washes impossible.
Bottled water for use on the toilet, climb on sinks,
position geko, crane head down, half showers, the shower hose to spray directly into the toilet etc etc. They then
, the Boche, tell me about the dances that are made every day
the shower and I say, and then argue ahahahahahahah
have perfect timing: mash-(cigarette optional)-toilet-shower and I say
ahahahahahahahahah
LIAR and filthy.
In their toilets is inevitable moistened toilet paper, something that you think
use it only for the babies when you are away from home.
But you know what is most shocking?
That when they come to visit in Italy and you are extolling the virtues of the bidet
That when they come to visit in Italy and you are extolling the virtues of the bidet
maximum two days after they wonder where you can buy
moistened toilet paper ...
I have lost all hope.
Only a Kraut well tamed learn to wash thoroughly and
requires time and dedication, it is not a simple thing.
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