Yesterday I had the bright idea of \u200b\u200bgoing to Flaminio
a market area to buy some shit to be trimmed to worry about it.
Apart from that it was so cold and I was hallucinating
frozen hands and feet (socks despite anti-rape and double pedal) there was a cock
to buy.
desolate, full of shit shit acrylic or "Made in PRC" (which is the abbreviation for
confusing and indicate China), the prices were high before Christmas ..
people drink so the brain that buys everything even though it is objectively
more than usual and also well aware that 3 weeks time and there will be sales.
During my usual stroll among the living dead I run into a banquet of fruit from the air a
po'sinistra but I felt almost familiar, given my taste. He
of inviting tomato mutants that caught my attention.
I had certainly not going to give them as gifts at Christmas to someone, but I imagined a nice bruschetta
oil-garlic-tomato mutant and I thought "mmm".
I go and ask the price, "What makes them a po'strani these tomatoes?". The head is
appropinqua and says "Lord, do not so'strani, so'dooou Vesuviu"
I think "why are mutants" but I want them the same.
But I also want to see them well and take the packages and get up to see if in addition to genetic mutation
there are possibly mutated insects or fungi speakers.
Tomatoes are really eccentric but a po'moscetti, such as pea Bossi,
... I assume is the first association of ideas of vegetables that comes to mind. At the market
gloves (the ones from the supermarket that never open only after repeated efforts)
no .. I do a little the rude but I do "-Popi Popi"
wearing a tomato on my gloves and .. in fact it's very dull. The greengrocer
rages. I
attacks "but he does not touch!" .
I falter a little bit and caught in the act say "Sorry, I just wanted to check the consistency
because they seemed a po'mosci and 3 Euros per basket
I imagined from afar were better .. nice and seemed good "
She says" But you do, you are a woman and can not touch the fruit and vegetables! "
WTF??
But he says this shit?
Since I was mortified that I naturally look to deepen ... because
As a woman I could not touch the tomatoes?
And if I were a transvestite?
O man?
quiet She puts her hands on her hips, then points the finger at me and makes me "but do not
know that when you touch the sky and the fruit or vegetable then rots all this?
I am an "excuse ... eh??" She
"Oh yes, dear, I can not do when I passed the loop because labels can not touch
anything, including plants because rot "I
" But that's just her, maybe "seems a tad filthy to be honest.
you" No, all women! "I
" Shit, I have a very potent weapon in his hands and did not know! But could send menstruating
against enemy armies and instead of fighting we could simply limit
to touch the poor rookies and turn them into mold sedutastante "She
" Yes, go ahead and take around but the verità.Ci changing hormones and mark all "I
" ahahahahahahahahah not say seriously "
You" "I
" gnurant! There is no scientific basis in that say "You
" Po'esse, but I see that happening, "accompanied by a look .. one who knows.
I "Look, I'm sorry for having touched the tomatoes, you know, however, are not menstruating, do not worry,
if you want I'll show her pants unsullied
You" Yes, please continue to think as you pare.Li you sti tomatoes? "
I "Yes, but not sure they've learned during menstruation?"
She visibly angry "is 3 euros"
Pago and I leave with my tomatoes and infected with lethal mutants.
I see myself in a doomsday scenario facing the enemy to launch tampax.
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