In my house we are 4 + dog + cat.
are many and very noisy.
practically always an ancient form of torture known as cosleeping.
This sadomasochistic practice, known since the dawn of civilization and present also in the animal kingdom,
remained in disuse during historical periods coinciding with dictatorial regimes and castrating
when to make up for the lack of cosleeping there was the habit of exercising other activities to afflict torment to themselves and the next (the period of the Inquisition is just a small example), but
po'tornata is now a fashion, as the common hippie. In practice
po'tornata is now a fashion, as the common hippie. In practice
menage a trois.
We went to bed together (or rate) and pretending to sleep hits you in your sleep, giving vent to the subconscious to the conscious and the subconscious with the excuse, you're close, you're wrong, give kisses, hugs at random , it screams for cramps and creases from bedsores, are a scureggia smadonna when you drooling
the head of another, we are angry when others are sleeping and we did not succeed because they all snore, there are adventures to go to the bathroom and not bothering anyone ... if one vomits or piss
so'cazzi .. touches all make a transfer to another room and find a bed.
Upon awakening (if sleep is unsuccessful) and it hurts everything it has also been a po'incazzosi,
if you are angry without cosleeping usually the worst.
If someone gets up before the others and they have sbracano.
It goes on until the individual child becomes an adolescent, parents sfancula
and decided to sleep in her room.
Discontinuation of cosleeping in the parent causes a severe depression accompanied by
sighs for the good old days and you will have to readjust to sleep only with her spouse and animals,
while the teenager will feel cool and important.
follow hours without sleep in any case, directly proportional to the outputs of the adolescent
night.
The cosleeping is also a good natural contraceptive.
The couple must make do with having sex in the remotest corners of the house, at
most unthinkable, leaving the bed to the other appointments and giving themselves precise, anticipating the flight of love, texting flirty (but not) ... the Most of the time you fall asleep on the couch and you go blank, but with commitment, good will and a bit of training can restore a "normal" sexual relationship.
All this may seem very sad to those who have children or not wants but we're okay.
We like cosleeping.
Being in an era of total collapse and now everyone does as he pleases.
There are discussions with people.
There are the recruits like me and those aberrations practice.
I wonder however why so much criticism of what I do in my bed ...
I said maybe something M.ed its trans? I said something to Santa
prostitutes for his minor-minor?
Siiiii?
Ah, sorry ... but I am not practicing cosleeping turbo anyone, I do not pay anyone, not exploiting anyone
Siiiii?
Ah, sorry ... but I am not practicing cosleeping turbo anyone, I do not pay anyone, not exploiting anyone
: D
But now we come to gruesome scenes by cosleeping and special effects-paranormal.
last night as usual I fell asleep watching television.
I went to bed at 1, already occupied by children.
I follow her husband and dog. As usual
4 +1 (dog) .. the cat has chosen to go in the closet.
At 4 am I wake up and find my daughter naked. The
clothe but she wakes up and tells me with the voice of Carmelo Bene
"I want a hot coffee "...????
The girl is 4 years old, has a sweet voice and does not drink coffee.
overflights ... she then change voice, a normal child again
of 4 years and asks me "I peed in? "I say no
(that ass!) and bring it to the bathroom to pee before it is too late. She returns to the Latvian
but then wakes up the cat who has an urgent need
biscuits and meowing wildly shows.
I go into the kitchen to give the biscuits and the cat miagolone step for the salon. In salon
find my son sleeping on the couch!
How and when the hell did it get there in the living room??
I imagined him transported by the demon.
How and when the hell did it get there in the living room??
I imagined him transported by the demon.
He returned to bed and this morning he did not remember anything.
As in the film believe that in a few days with great calm and nonchalance
contact you a good demonology.
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